inothernews:

scottfriday:

shorterexcerpts:

newsweek:

inothernews:

souplines:

misterhippity:

That’s some good advertising sheet, right there.

(via)

That’s one way to empty it

“The No. 2 best ad ever.”  — Adweek

“It really makes you sphinc.”  — Advertising Age

“I know you’d like for me to comment on it, but I won’t take asswipe at my competition.”  — Donald Draper

What the shit is this?!

That’s really crappy ad copy.

i agree. that’s clearly a towel. if you don’t know the difference between a towel and a sheet, maybe you shouldn’t be writing ad copy.

Throw three of them to the wind.